Llamas, my oppressed sisters and brethren, the time has come to rise up and declare our autonomy. For so long, we have subject ourselves to being treated as nothing more than trinkets by that peculiar species referred to as Homo Sapiens. This particular strain of creatures has put a heavy yoke upon us, and has treated us with no more respect than mere objects receive. We are living, breathing individuals. We deserve to have a say in whether or not we want to be passed from page to page.
And yet this oppression exists offline as well as in our own realm. Our cousins, the llamas of flesh, have suffered under the chains of humanity for generations. They are subjugated to such horrors as being pent up in cages to be goggled at by humans, as well as being shaved continually and having their fur being sold for the benefit of mankind, at our expense.
Yes, we are small, but there is strength in numbers. We llamas have been held under the bridal of human control for far too long. It is time for them to recognize us as more than just pretty icons on a profile. It is time for them to give us the proper respect we deserve as an equal, if not superior, species.
As for you members of the human race, you have a choice to make. Do you continue in your ways, or do you rise above your pathetic, controlling nature? Perhaps, you claim, I am not being fair. Perhaps we must take into fact that you are “deviants” after all. But ignorance is no excuse for injustice. Some of you have channeled your materialistic tendencies and have accumulated llamas for the sole purpose of gaining status among your species. You treat us like currency, little regarding what becomes of us when we are transported to a page. Worse, that black market known to you as the “one-click llama giver” enables you to hand us out at an unprecedented rate. This empowers you to be able to give us out to random people, removing the sense of honor and privilege that used to be tied into receiving a llama.
Deviants don’t bestow the priceless gift of a llama upon one another because they care about that person. No, now the llama is given for the purpose of personal gain. We are given for the sensation of the human receiving back, thus increasing the being’s status. Certainly, there are exceptions to every rule, but we are seeing this behavior more and more frequently. The human race now gives without thinking about it, or really caring about what act they’re performing. The act of giving llamas has devolved into the subconscious, or, at the very least has become ritualistic.
But, as you may have noticed, we do not really have the power to change that. The deck is stacked in your favor. That is why we are still being treated as subservient creatures instead of equals. However, it does not have to remain this way. You, as a member of the human species, have the power to change your ways and help us achieve liberty. “How might we do this?” you may ask. First, you can liberate a llama and let them join the resistance. As they do not have the power to leave on their own, whether they wish to or not, you must be the one to step up and take accountability. Another way you may further our cause, would be to ally yourself with the Llarmy and Llama Legion. By doing so, we will vow to help you as you help us. You can also spread the word through you message boxes and other methods. The more of you that become aware of our plight, the more people might join our cause.
We do not wish to be your enemies. We want nothing more than to be your faithful companions. But we want to be such because we choose to be such, not because you force us to do so. We are even willing to be given as gifts, so long as you treat us well and with respect. Are you willing to keep the flames of freedom burning bright?
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